You live for the Big Game. You really like drinking beer and can out-shotgun at least half of your college roommates.
Text 'one' to be a Pro Bowler
You like watching football. You like drinking beer and can pretty much remember how to shotgun one... but you'd rather not.
Text 'two' to be a Rookie
You weigh less than 135 lbs. You prefer wine spritzers but are willing to sip on a [cold] beer or two to appease your friends who actually want to have fun today.
Text 'three' to be a Bench Warmer